McLovin vs. Justin Timberlake

For today's match up, we have going head to head, the "hopeless romantic" McLovin and "heartthrob" Justin Timberlake.

VS

I know what you're thinking... out of the one trillion pictures out there of Justin Timberlake, why did you have to pick this one? Well, I plead the 5th.... Nah just playing. It was just the first one on google image search. Anyhow, you must be wondering what JT has anything to do with this. Dialog begins here.

McLovin: "(gazes into my cube) So I found something out last night."

Me: "Oh yea? What's that?"

McLovin: "I found out Mable might have another potential interest."

Me: "How do you know? Did she tell you?"

McLovin: "No I....."

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Before I continue you should know that social networking sites like Facebook, Xanga, MySpace, and Friendster both McLovin and I are not too fond of. Blogspot is the exception for me however. A few days ago my cousin came over to check his Facebook account. He asked me if there was anyone I wanted to look up. Just for kicks I said let look Mable up. My cousin asked what her last name was. I said "Syrup". Surprisingly enough her profile populated and she was under a network that we could get access to, sweet.... I look at the pictures of course and note a shit ton of guys, and I know she only has one brother. I see the walls on her page are plastered with spanks and images of lips and panties. What happened to the poking I once knew? I smelled barney rubble........TROUBLE! I decide not to break the news to McLovin until the following morning.

The bastard calls me up the next morning and wakes me up. I hate getting waken up because I enjoy my sleep time. Since he fucked with my sleep, I dropped the bomb on him first thing. He didn't believe me at first what I was telling him. As I was describing what I saw he was already on stalker mode and creating an account. You have to understand how much McLovin HATES Facebook. It's like a KKK mentality but just geared towards social networks. I couldn't believe what he was doing. He let the worst get the best of him. After a few hundred "These guy's look like douchebags!!!" from McLovin, he finally canceled his account. Good for you McLovin. You got the curiosity out of you, it's time to put this behind us....
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McLovin: "...renabled my Facebook account"

Me: "WTF??? I thought you canceled that shit?"

McLovin: "I did but I can't have her doing shady shit behind my back."

Me: "You should have more confidence man. Even if she is you guys are just dating."

McLovin: "Yea and we made it clear that dating meant seeing no one else."

Me: "Ok, so what did you find out?"

McLovin: "I noticed on the wall of remarks that someone commented about a guy hanging around Mable's desk"

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Mable's boss has a daughter who is friends with her. She is the one commenting on Mable's wall. The boss apparently tell hers daughter everything that goes on at work and from there the daughter validates the statements with Mable.
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Me: "A guy? Stupid it must be you."

McLovin: "No it can't be...she said he looks like Justin Timberlake, and I look nothing like him...."

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At this point, laughter was just building up in my stomach
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Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you sure dont!!!"

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McLovin and I were continuously laughing pretty hard for about 5 mins over the thought of how stupid that sounded.
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McLovin: "There's rumors that Justin Timberlake has a kid too."

Me: "Is there now?.... I wouldn't worry about it too much, it's probably just talk."

McLovin: "True, and if i need to, I found out it's pretty easy to activate/deactivate an account."